Youtubesteak

I've been watching shit on youtube. Best video of the week = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4OyrzO4N8s. Lol.

Apart from that... There's one video called 'Horrific AK 47 Accident', which has nearly 2 million views. The actual thing is just some loser kid called 'Joe' twatting around with a toy AK, which I'll admit was a bit of a relief because I was expecting some kind of... horrific accident. In fact, I kind of wanted to see a horrific accident.
Apparently, the majority of those millions of viewers also wanted to see one. Some people actually really, really, wanted to see a horrific accident. One guy was so upset he couldn't see one that he complained:

This is shit, what the fuck. go die in a hole you stupid bitch fucker.

He wasn't alone in that sentiment. A lot of people seemed to feel like their time has been wasted, and also that 'wtf?'.

UrNotHardBody: Fuck You! Wasting Time!

Time that could have been better spent watching real, quality accidents take place.

Amongst all that kind of understandable shit in the comments section, you also get two people arguing about Obama, a long discussion on the merits (or not) of Joe's hair colour, and someone claiming: HEY!!! I am an Australian and I DON'T CARE!!!!..... without really explaining why they felt the need to clarify that.?
People on youtube are abnormal.

But also hilarious. Like that chav who kicked down a wall and got his leg crushed, before bleating out 'help me'. The comments on that vid are genuinely hilarious - i.e. 'wall FTW ' and 'Mr. Gorvachav....Tear down this wall! '. A few people seem to be debating whether or not to show some chav-love: one guy goes for 'unlucky mate' before rounding his comment off with: 'i guess doing stupid things like that CAN be funny. hahaha owned', which probably doesn't ease the blow. Funnyclatflap12 is a bit more genuinely sympathetic, opting for: 'that is manky but funny. he deserved it although if he lost his leg that is bad. look at the way it crushes his leg at 0.12'
I love the way he has isolated the exact time the chav gets his leg crushed.


Someone else just set the video to Benny Hill's theme tune, which is even more hilarious. MadSkills9407 sums it up with:

'I like how he kicks to the beat'

LOL.
There's a bunch of other shit that has been set to the Benny Hill music as well. This TV advert rework is possibly the most hilarious.

Good times.

Anyway, here's some sick tunes to go with the viewing:

Bungle - 25th Floor (DJ Marky & Bungle VIP) Buy

Grafton Primary - All Stars (Aston Shuffle Remix) Buy***

Deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Nero Edit) Myspace**

Banananananas

Anyone that has been on Hype Machine in the last week or so will have picked up on Sammy Bananas' (who?) exemplary remix of Passion Pit's single 'The Reeling'. A few current big names have done mixes for the track already (Calvin Harris, Miike Snow, Burns), but for me this remix stands out as the most effective, and the most intriguingly different from the original (although Burns' version is pretty different, I don't think it works quite as well). Mr Bananas puts a very housey/tranceish feel on it (I'm thinking Eric Prydz/ WPAHP/ Deadmau5 stlye here), slowing the pace down and lowering the pitch a fair bit. The result is a great remix, if not a classic original track - it stands out more for what he's done to the original than for it's own greatness (but it is pretty effing great). Well worth a listen.

The Aspirins For My Children got a bit of attention for their (his - is it just Mr Barker?) remix of Marina and The Diamonds, and they deserve a bit more - particularly for this more recent effort: a bang tidy mix of Frankmusik's 'Confusion Girl'. Don Diablo has already lent his talented hands to this particular track, but I think the Aspirins mix just edges it for me, by virtue of being a bit more punchy and dancey (and therefore more suited to my high-impact and intense lifestyle). Frankmusik's stuff is occasionally a bit messy and fast so I like the way Aspirins have slowed it down and drawn out/sliced up the vocals a bit more. Plus the piano stabs make it a more epic and head-noddy (if that's any kind of real term or phrase). (Credit goes to We Like It Indie for putting it up originally).

Ah...remixes. They definitely make life a little better. Metric's 'Collect Call', off their new album is a good song - all Bat For Lashes type atmosphere and mildly haunting vocals, slow builds, reverbed, echoing guitary bits, etc. Tom Wrecks version, however, is all haunting vocals, atmosphere and steadily pounding drums. Which I like. He certainly doesn't 'wreck' the original ... a-ha ... a-ha ... lol? (Ignore that). It's got a bit more dynamism to it - the kind of track you listen to while driving at night: You don't want to fall asleep, but you don't want a rip-roaring electro banger doing your head in. It's nice. Like a chilled out Tiesto/David Aussi vibe with more vocals and less synthed-up chord progressions.

I have to thank the awesome Rub-A-Dub-Dubbb blog for this last one: Nero's 'Act Like You Know'. It's an absolute screamer, and a bit more intensely raw in some parts than his much-hyped (and sick) remix of the Streets - it sounds a bit more like his mix for Boy Crisis. There's also a tasty little house breakdown about halfway through - a more direct lift from his original mix - which uses that classic 'Show Me Love' dance sound without directly sampling the over-killed melody. Then it jumps back into crazy scratched up Rusko-style synths (a little bit darker sounding than Rusko, I should point out) and powerful bass punches. Insane, and highly recommended (although the vocal does get mildly repetitive).

Passion Pit - The Reeling ( Sammy Bananas' Big Choon Mix) FG
Frankmusik - Confusion Girl (The Aspirins For My Children Remix) Theirspace
Metric - Collect Call (Tom Wrecks Remix) Hisspace*
Nero - Act Like You Know (Dubstep Mix) Buy

*Like a few other artists, he's giving away some of his remixes free on myspace. Well worth getting hold of!